Not really a people person? Just trying to stay out of trouble (or maybe look like you are)? The "I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi" T-shirt is your go-to for showing up just enough to be accounted for. Equal parts sarcastic and mysterious, it’s perfect for parties, awkward work events, or any place you’d rather not be.
🕵️ Product Features:
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Soft, Breathable Cotton Blend – So comfy, it’s almost criminal
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Unisex Fit – Great for anyone blending in while standing out
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Bold, Eye-Catching Print – Because your story needs to stick
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Perfect for: True crime fans, introverts, and professional party dodgers
📏 Size & Fit:
Runs true to size. Size up if you want a little extra room to sneak out unnoticed.
🕶️ Pro tip: Wear it, show face, grab a drink, disappear quietly.
👉 Add to cart — your alibi starts now.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
